lordjaysus:

sallynopants:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

get it girl

z snap

(Source: lvmrsmn)

earthlingonly:

Little girl: My question is, what’s your favorite animal?

Jared: My favorite animal is a moose.

Misha: My favorite animal is, has to be ponies, at this point.

Jared: What’s your favorite animal?

Little girl: Vampire bats.

(Yes that was their actual reaction)

(Source: youtube.com)

bowlegsandangels:

killercest:

cameronjohngodfrey:

azazels-child:

why is sexuality such a big thing like 

just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent

why is it such a huge thing

You should run for office.

if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder

yeah, definitely run for office.

(Source: endcas)

(Source: nyotas)

gytrash:

• Livestream 1
• Livestream 2
• Livestream 3
• Livestream 4
• Livestream 5
• Livestream 6
• Livestream 7
• Livestream 8
• Livestream 9

If you have another working livestream, please add it to the list!!

Current London time

(Source: tardis-impala)

(Source: belovesick)

power-of-allies49:

Ok, so I am writing an article for my schools newspaper on Fandoms and Tumblr. I am going to write about the Mishapocalypse too, and i need an estimated number of people who participated, so please please please reblog this post if you participated in the Mishapocalypse!!!
Thank youuuuuouu :D :D :D

theheirsofdurin:

Mark [and William] fangirling over Graham (again)

✩ = You’re my tumblr crush.
♡ = I love your tumblr.
✄ = I love you.
✾ = I want to fuck you.
♘ = You’re hot.
☁ = You’re beautiful.
☂ = You check out my blog.
♕ = You inspire me.
♔ = I wish we talked.
☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.
✖ = You’re ugly.
☢ = I don’t like you.
✡ = I hate you.
☠: Your blog sucks, bitch.

yourhateisnotenough:

esotericcoteries:

uvecheri:

codymthomas:

That’s it, I’m moving to London…

Take me with you?

I was going to say ‘pfft you barely ever actually see celebrities in London’ but then I remembered the time I nearly stood on Benedict Cumberbatch in Trafalgar Square so

Andrew Scott looks so tiny!

(Source: oksana-moriarty)

allmustliveandlearn:

magesticturtles:

high-functioningginger:

Dear Whovians,

You’ve been wonderful to us in our time of pain and since you have the finale tomorrow we want to return the favor.

Here’s some tea(I figured you’d need the strong stuff so I left the bag in)

Some Jammy dodgers

And last but not least a hug

With love,

The Supernatural Fandom

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

mighty-misha:

superwholockathogwarts:

Supernatural episode I want: those bloody “forward or this thing will kill you” chain emails actually coming true.

someone tweet this to misha right now

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle)

theartofknightjj:

who will win?

breakyourprettywings:

crowley-:

mercuriandream:

wendigos:

DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION

WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

Yes, this is actually from a real episode.

(Source: misterbilinski)